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Monday, May 31, 2010

My job right now is just to make sure that everybody in the Gulf understands this is what I wake up to in the morning and this is what I go to bed at night thinking about: the spill.

Chicagoboyz:

This statements suggests to me that Obama is probably not a citizen of the planet Earth, but rather a citizen of the planet Grqx, an interesting world located about 75,000 light-years away. The laws of nature are different on Grqx…indeed, the laws of nature are suspended there, because of the powerful force field of magic that exists on that planet. On Grqx, thinking or talking about something is equivalent to doing something about it…indeed, the magic works better if you don’t think or talk directly about the problem you’re trying to fix, but rather about your own feelings about that problem…even better, your feelings about your feelings.

1 comment:

thisishabitforming said...

We should give the Prez a one way ticket to planet Grqx and we will all be saved. Oh wait, make that three tickets to include Biden and Pelosi. Who's next in the line of succession? This could be a crowded flight.