Read the whole thing,Government employees are even worse than welfare layabouts. In a triple-whammy for the taxpayer, they are: (1) hideously expensive, (2) impossible to fire, and (3) doing things you don't want done at any price.
Hey, guess what? I'm from the government, and I can burn down your garage for $300!
NO! I'M NOT INTERESTED!
OK, fine, I'll do it for you for $20.
BUT I DON'T WANT MY GARAGE BURNED DOWN AT ANY PRICE!
OK, the guys with the matches and gasoline will be by sometime between 10 a.m. and 5 p.m. one day next week.