Saturday, December 10, 2011
The president is celebrating Hanukkah.
Not “planning to observe Hanukkah beginning December 20th” but IS. As in now.
None of this silly waiting until the Festival of Lights actually begins, but now. Because, it’s not like days … or the number of days or anything … really matter, right?
And, so as to not drag it all out, the president went ahead and lit all the candles. Because, well, you know, why not. It’s not like you need to light one a day or anything, right? It doesn’t, like, have any special meaning, right?....