Tony Snow sighed and entered the Oval Office. "You know, conservatives are actually kinda scary when you're on their firing end. I hate asking again, but I don't quite understand why you're so averse to securing the border and why you want to grant amnesty to illegals so bad."
President Bush motioned to Tony to close the door and come closer. He then whispered, "I never told anyone this, but I'm secretly an illegal Mexican."
"Um... I don't think so, Mr. President; I know your parents."
Bush shook his head. "They told me they found me as a baby in a well in Mexico."
"You sure they weren't joking?"
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