Committee to Keep Natives Lives Poor, Nasty, Brutish and Short (CKNLPNBS) denounces Bush Administration.
This morning National Public Radio (PBUH) reported that Afghanis who own television sets were bringing them out of hiding and watching them. CKNLPNBS denounces the Bush administration for allowing this to happen. It is now crystal clear that Bush’s illegal war against the indigenous native people and culture of Afghanistan is all part of the Bush plan to speed global warming. It is obvious that TV sets will require electricity and scientist hired by CKNLPNBS have proven with computer models, diagrams and arrows that electricity is the root cause of 263.7% of greenhouse gases that cause global warming.
Their report is indisputable and is now the scientific consensus and those deniers why deny this are heretics and will be burned at the stake, after being expelled from the faculty lounge.
CKNLPNBS is in solidarity with indigenous people throughout the world who live idyllic lives of peace and love and who provide us an endless supply of good causes, entertainment and adopted children. How, we ask you, can we tour mud spattered, fly infested, malarial nature preserves in Africa and South America with quaint villagers if these people ever get electricity, running water and medicines that allow them to live past a ripe old age of 29?
How can we hop on our private jets and adopt our very own human pets if native parents have enough food to feed their children?
Once poverty is eradicated, where will we get pictures of emaciated little black children for our fund raising parties (black tie optional) in Palm Beach and Hollywood?
We stand with Mullah Omar, Osama, Zawahiri (PBUH) and all of the other peace loving followers of Mohammad (PBUH) as they strike a peaceful blow against the ravaging, Genghis Kan emulating, murdering, child raping, Crusaders (who we support by bringing them home) who we can’t distinguish from Nazis and guards in the Gulag.
End global warming. Support peaceful head hackers. Keep people over there poor, nasty, brutish and short. Give generously to CKNLPNBS.
This morning National Public Radio (PBUH) reported that Afghanis who own television sets were bringing them out of hiding and watching them. CKNLPNBS denounces the Bush administration for allowing this to happen. It is now crystal clear that Bush’s illegal war against the indigenous native people and culture of Afghanistan is all part of the Bush plan to speed global warming. It is obvious that TV sets will require electricity and scientist hired by CKNLPNBS have proven with computer models, diagrams and arrows that electricity is the root cause of 263.7% of greenhouse gases that cause global warming.
Their report is indisputable and is now the scientific consensus and those deniers why deny this are heretics and will be burned at the stake, after being expelled from the faculty lounge.
CKNLPNBS is in solidarity with indigenous people throughout the world who live idyllic lives of peace and love and who provide us an endless supply of good causes, entertainment and adopted children. How, we ask you, can we tour mud spattered, fly infested, malarial nature preserves in Africa and South America with quaint villagers if these people ever get electricity, running water and medicines that allow them to live past a ripe old age of 29?
How can we hop on our private jets and adopt our very own human pets if native parents have enough food to feed their children?
Once poverty is eradicated, where will we get pictures of emaciated little black children for our fund raising parties (black tie optional) in Palm Beach and Hollywood?
We stand with Mullah Omar, Osama, Zawahiri (PBUH) and all of the other peace loving followers of Mohammad (PBUH) as they strike a peaceful blow against the ravaging, Genghis Kan emulating, murdering, child raping, Crusaders (who we support by bringing them home) who we can’t distinguish from Nazis and guards in the Gulag.
End global warming. Support peaceful head hackers. Keep people over there poor, nasty, brutish and short. Give generously to CKNLPNBS.
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