More Jokes My Brother Sent Me

Three Things to Ponder:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

C O W S Is it just me, or does anyone
else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our
government could track a single cow, born in Canada
almost three years ago, right to the stall where she
slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her
calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11
million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.
Why don't we just give them ours?
It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has
worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it
anymore.

T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments
posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt
Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou
Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians...It creates a hostile work environment