An e-mail from a friend ...
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,In beer there is freedom,In water there are bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed More than 1 kilo of (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:Water = Poop,Wine = HealthTherefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s**t.