Just after midnight, authorities descended on the Cerritos home of the man believed to be the filmmaker behind the anti-Muslim movie that has sparked protests and rioting in the Arab world.
Who would have thought that a cheezy movie trailer could upset the incredibly smart and brilliant policies put in place by Obama over the last three years.
He assured us that his election would cause the Muslim world to love us - the day he was elected! His presence was a "powerful tool" for good in the world. "That will ultimately make us safer" he told us.