When the Red Hats came for the Muslims,

When the Red Hats came for the Muslims,

I remained silent;

I was not a Muslim.

When they came for the Mexicans,

I remained silent;

I was not a Mexican.

When they came for the fourth estate,

I did not speak out;

I was not a journalist.

And then they stopped coming because a lot of problems were solved, I cracked open a beer, and started to Make America Great Again.