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Wednesday, March 15, 2023


 Emboldened by its success in outlawing gas stoves, the Biden Administration is looking to China's example and planning to outlaw indoor plumbing.  Scientific studies show that residents of homes with indoor plumbing die in far greater numbers than those with outhouses or poop in the street.  The Department of Health and Humans Services has decreed that all new homes must have honey buckets, providing a healthy, natural substitute for chemical fertilizers.

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