The world according to the Virginian Pilot March 21, 2023

• Pilot's daily predictions that the end of the world is fast approaching. Not only are we all going to die so is the earth!
• Picture of fake "Trump supporter" wearing a mask in front of Trump Tower as Pilot celebrates Trump's impending arrest and imprisonment.
• Biden's foreign policy created a new coalition of Russia and China to oppose the US.  Another incredible success!
• Experts: banks fail because there's not enough government regulation.  What would we do without experts?
• The editorial page prints letters from foolish people.
• Whatever the problem, women and minorities are hardest hit.