"If God had a son, he'd look like Obama."

Michelle Obama seems to be comparing her husband to Jesus. 

"I am going to be working so hard. We have an amazing story to tell. This president has brought us out of the dark and into the light."

And, by the way, were you aware that Barack ate dog?   (Obama bites dog)

...away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat...

At least Mitt Romney didn't eat his.

I know the Secret Service has a lot to deal with right now, but are they protecting Bo? From Obama, I mean.