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Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Obama Dog Jokes

From Frank J.:
Obama 2012: “Hasn’t eaten a dog in awhile.”

Obama: “Well what was I supposed to do with the leftovers from my dog fighting ring?”

I thought something funny would happen to Obama like when Carter was bitten by a rabbit, but I was way off.

“I promise you: If you like your dog, you can keep him. Though I may ask you to share some with me.”

Obama: “Call me a ‘foodie,’ but I really love the Westminster Dog Show.”

Cesar Milan: “Remember, it’s exercise, discipline, then affection.” Obama: “Yeah, but what temperature do I set the oven?”

Obama was so disappointed when he went to Taco Bell and found out they didn’t actually have Chihuahuas.
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UPDATE: Welcome IMAO fans. He's another one you'll like.


Harvey said...

Just wanted to say thanks for the link.

And to mention that the link to IMAO in the sidebar is misspelled :-)

Moneyrunner said...


Anonymous said...

"What are we going to eat, Mr. President?" "Well, I know a great Spot!"

Moneyrunner said...

"I know a great Spot." That's good!