It turns out that George Zimmerman is nearly as black as Barack Obama

Zimmerman Raised With Black Children, Is Black

If Barack Obama had a son would he look like George Zimmerman?

That sound you hear is the press frantically trying to figure out how to update their ethnic style guides — is Zimmerman now a “black white Hispanic?” Or do we use the Obama standard (ever heard our historic POTUS called a “black white?” no you have not), in which case I guess Zimmerman is just… black.