SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES
A WYATT MAN, PETITIONER v. UNIVERSITY OF DIVERSITY, ET AL.
ON WRIT OF CERTIORARI TO THE UNITED STATES COURT OF APPEALS FOR THE FIFTH CIRCUIT
JUSTICE KENNEDY delivered the opinion of the Court.
Dear dumb white shits,
We have attempted to mollify your persistent bleating with the sort of sweeping rhetoric that has so often rendered you insensate to the ongoing defenestration of your national interests. Thus it was hoped we could evade the necessity of settling this issue with uncomfortable candor. Yet your determined inability to absorb politely oblique guidance has rendered that aspiration impractical. As a result, the court is obliged to speak loudly.
THE CONSTITUTION IS MERELY THE GAUZE THROUGH WHICH OUR PERSONAL POLITICS ARE FILTERED. THAT OF WHICH WE APPROVE IS CONSTITUTIONAL AS THAT WHICH WE DO NOT ISN’T. SEEK, IF YOU MUST, LOGICAL CONSISTENCY BEYOND THIS. BUT DO SO WITHOUT HOPE OF SUCCESS. AS A RESULT, YOU WILL BE RACIALLY DISCRIMINATED AGAINST, AND BLACKS WILL NOT.
UNDERSTAND THIS CLEARLY AND DON’T FUCKING BOTHER US WITH THE MATTER AGAIN.
It is so ordered.
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