If Trump Wins

If Trump wins:

1. Oh My God! Moving to Canada.
2. Prepare the articles of impeachment.
3. At least we have the Congress to rein him in.
4. Will he move to the White House or stay in his apartment in Trump Tower?
5. Tacky, tacky, tacky.
6. My vote didn’t count because I live in DC.
7. You have to admit his wife is pretty.
8. Those cabinet appointments were not that bad.
9. Can I have an interview Mr. Trump?
10. You know that Rich Lowery made me do it; I secretly like you.